Presenting U Can't Shut This, a song parody about Barry Thorne and his mouth. I hope you enjoy it.

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My time in KM Chat last night was beset by connection problems, and every one of my exits, unannounced as they were, was non-deliberate on my part ( Read more... )

Incredible events on last night's Quizmania. A £10,000 prize was on offer for anyone who phoned in with the right girl's name beginning with C. There were generous clues given. The presenter (Greg Scott, former Countdown warm-up man - maybe james_aukett met him) revealed that the answer was the name of Harry Potter's love interest in The Goblet Of Fire, ( Read more... )

A story surfaced last year that is possibly the most astounding poo story ever. Bobby Brown manually extracted an oversized poo from Whitney Houston in order to alleviate a bout of constipation... then he revealed this faecal feat on TV... with her present. The clip is part of Shocking Celebrity Moments 2005 on five later tonight ( Read more... )

Unfinished Songfics #674:

Count Olaf from Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events parodying this as he considers his stressful and unsuccessful machinations against the Baudelaire children ( Read more... )

This is a reworking of a Beatles song, and refers to the SHROUD scene from Knightmare Series 2. (Details here.)

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Poo-related songfic: Hanson's treatise on the transitoriness of human interaction, given a scatological reworking. Original lyrics here.

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Fanfiction.net already has Tenth Doctor stories! I recently rewrote Nellie The Elephant as a songfic about the latest series:

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